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Pandaren-Chaplain

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War.

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Holdfast, Ukrainians. Godspeed.

Fight both the russian fascists and the traitors to your country.


To the Western countries...

I do hope... hope that you'll keep helping Ukraine and her patriots and her army with munitions, supplies and maybe even closing the airspace, who knows.


To the russian reich...

СЛАВА УКРАИНЕ! ГЕРОЯМ СЛАВА!

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(Thank you for picking my blog, and please read carefully, without jumping from sentence to sentence. I'm about to show some of real me'self, equally to folks . Spare some time to read it, and think over it for some time, I would be grateful to you. 'Ere we go.)


Hello there, people, this is me, the Cowardly Chaplain, and this time I want to tell you a story.

"And so, on the wings of imagination and at the speed of thought..."

(William Shakespeare; Henry V; Prologue)


1990's (or early 2000's?...)


Imagine a lonely sick boy is spending his time sitting before the old TV. His mom and dad made him walk. Literary. He is spending his time with his best and probably only friend. Which is, of course, the old TV.

Do you remember "Hey Arnold"? Old Disney cartoons? Nickelodeon toons while having a quick snack? "Exo-Squad"? "Dogtanian"? "TaleSpin"? "X-Men"? "Redwall"? "Around the world with Willy Fog"? "Bonkers"? Do remember that old precious moments in your heart?

I wish I could remember them more.

The picture goes further, a Warner Bros. cartoon, hey, that means more adventures for Bugs Bunny and his rival Elmer Fudd...

The bell ringing... beating of the drums... and stars. Marching men. One of them has an eyepatch... at very least I remember an eyepatch... They keep moving forward.

"Who's them? Why they're marching?" - asks the little boy.

"Because they're free." - answers the father of the boy.

This moment is in the list of my father's regrets.

"Because they're free."

I wish I could keep that moment. Sacred. Unspoiled. Uncorrupted. Pure.

My name is Egor, I was borned and raised in Russia. I'm not a good-hearted person and I did many wrongs. To myself, my family, to the people who surrounds me. I wish I could do more right things.

You see already?

"I wish", "If", "Maybe", "Probably". Too many "Ifs".

But I have a dream. From childhood. The dream that was many times forgotten and remembered once more. A dream of America. A dream, you see?

Every time I'm telling somebody about that dream of mine, I've heared almost everytime "Nobody needs you there!"/"Who needs you there?". Sometimes a more exotic replies which I'm not to repeat here. It is a dream. I don't know, if this dream will come true, but it's mine.

Right know my dream is in peril. Because of the country I was born, particularly. Too much evil I see when I'm going to the street, turning on news or browsing the net. Simply too much evil going on in Russia. And russians now are happy because their evil has poisoned my dream. And that scares me to the very deep of my soul.

I don't want to lose my dream to that evil. But I'm scared. Really scared. Feel myself entirely worthless. My whole life I've felt worthless to my dream. But you can help me here. I'm begging you to help me. I'm going to post that blog despite all sorts of fears, doubts and anxiety dancing in my mind right now.

However the title of this blog includes "Comissions". Right know I ask you to watch through the crude art of mine. Lack of imagination I bolster with stubborness. And proportion... is a good word. A good promise.


I offer you special comission arts, but on a special conditions.

The cost is from 1 US$ to 5 US$ considering yourself on the quality of the art on which you decide yourself. But I don't want any of that money for myself.

Here I ask you, if you are going to decide to comission any artwork from me, you must donate the sum you decide to be fair (up to 5 US$, my art skills not higher than that modest sum) to Lincoln Project, I want to trust:

https://lincolnproject.us/

I want to have my trust in you, as well as you could give it a try to trust in me and won't demand any proof you did a donation worth my artwork.

And of course I'll honor any requested debts. At least, I'll try to.


I'm asking you to help me to keep my dream. Keep it pure from evil.

Thank you for reading this blog. These comissions will be open until November 3rd, 2020.

PM me for the details.


Take care yourself, folks.

Your pal Egor


A.K.A. the Pandaren Chaplain


P.S.

I will be glad to take any comission but please do keep in mind my usual habits in themes of my artworks and my abilities as artist, which is, to be frank, require more practice.

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'Ello lads and lassies, that's me, Pandaren. Don't toss anything too heavy at me will ya? 
Long story short my life is... strange. I've bathed in shit, got drunk, made a trip, got promoted, got demoted, going nuts, going sane, got into a car accident, smoke, got drunk again, got a boot in my balls, lost hope, got it back, etc. You know how it is. 

I've brought some debt and here's the list (not in the planned order either):

1. Jenny Gets Cultured  Jenny Gets Cultured by Pandaren-Chaplain for :iconbullterrierka:
2. Sly Cooper VS Fox McCloud  Sly Cooper VS Fox McCloud by Pandaren-Chaplain for :iconashbasher22: but alas he's out from DArt, that's sad.
3. Spawn VS Jack  Spawn VS Jack by Pandaren-Chaplain for :iconrevan005:
4. A Very Classy Emy  A Very Classy Amy by Pandaren-Chaplain for :iconcptdaniel: (art debt for trade);
5. The Tail Strikes Back  The Tail Strikes Back by Pandaren-Chaplain for :iconfail-seeker: 
6. A Man On The British Countryside  A Man On The British Countryside  by Pandaren-Chaplain for :iconbluemario1016:

All right people, now I've got my hands full so from now on I'm bringing some thesises:

I.  The Requests are temporary ceased; 
II. I'll try to not dissapear like last time; 
III. I'll work on drawings more. 

Cheers, and toodle-pip. Behave now will you? 
:beer:
Thanks again for your trust! 
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So, I am turning over to observe the previous 25 years.

When I was entering DeviantArt for the first time I was too young to exaggerate my real age. Though, I shouldn't do that - late discoveries showed that being an adult sucks (Laugh-In-Audience, BA-DUM-TSS) so here's the truth.

So, I don't like the idea of celebrate by throwing a party - I am quite loner type chap, besides my good father is recovering in hospital from appendicitis and it would not be fair to eat and drink along with guests while he's lying in a hospital ward, bored. 

Maybe there will be a feast after when my dad will come back healthy, and by that I'll just spend the jubilee by visiting my dad, taking a bath, drinking tea and watching cartoons like Zootopia and drawing fanart on it meanwhile.


Well, over the past 25 years the greatest things happened to me I can say is my book and cartoons. 
Don't know exactly, why I am writing another blog so soon, probably because I want to read it on my next jubilee (well, If I'll Live To It) in next 25 years. Let's see what's the difference in me in next 25 years.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I am Cowardly Chaplain, the most of you must be the honourable people whom I am owe an art debt (Laugh-in-Audience) but today I've decided to let you know that a time ago I have finished at last the work which took plenty of time... probably years.

Probably it took so many years since 2011 that it is because of my laziness or absence of real talent or fear or lack of experience...

Well, that be too many "probably".

Right know I am translating my book in English. I suppose it is time for my Foreign Philology diploma to do me good.

Let me know if... if you have something to say to me... 

Bonsoir...

:beer: 
Cheers!

Edit. 26.11.2017

I must confess that I have always wanted to make an American story... 
   Aye, I am an amateur, though I'd like to make this story as American as O. Henry (William Sydney Porter) and Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens) did, despite that greater influence on my "style" is of sir Terry Pratchett and mr. Brian Jacques.
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